autostralianchristmas:
purdaldoo:
oncie-da-vinci:
mysilentlullaby:
duamuteffe:
conspiciousconsumption:
piedoomy:
zevirex:
typicalbrony:
yourfavoritebrony:
ponyvillenews:
raikissu:
getonthelizard:
effyeahpegasister:
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Pokemon: you leave your house to be an animal trainer.
Battlefield: Basically Call of Duty.
Sims- basically the boring part of real life- houses, jobs, money,kids- rolled into a game.
Skyrim; Walkin, walkin, walkin, arrow in the knee, new spell, poof, HEY A DRAGON! but wait… your game froze.
some weird robot lady locked you in a closet and you make holes and shit to get to the door
Alice: Madness Returns: Crazy Alice-poser runs around slashing shit with a knife and and fighting all these things in this place because she’s crazy
Space Harrier - You’re a guy who clings to a inexplicably free-roaming jet engine that only goes at Ludicrous Speed and you have a weapon you never see that shoots lasers or sommat at large lumpy obstacles. Sometimes you die because you fly into a mammoth.
Silent Hill: You’re looking for you child because you are a terrible father and lost her. You encounter some cult and drug peddling shit and you get creeped the fuck out. You end up finding out your kid is the reincarnation of a “virgin Mary” type figure and you end up killing the god she gives birth to.
you’re an italian renaissance playboy who does literally nothing but kill a bunch of people because his family was killed, thus fighting violence with violence, and there is literally nothing else in the game except for some historical figures who want to bang you (or your dad)
Portal 2: You’re a brain-damaged woman who can’t talk. You team up with a potato and jump through some holes so some robot can get off on it. In co-op you and your partners are robot slaves who jump through some holes so another robot can get off on it.
A mustached plumber that is made of paper has to stop this guy that has no legs who is grieving over his lover’s death from destroying the universes with a giant book that could probably kill a cat if it fell on it. Also there is a turtle, a princess, and a bunch of fairies that have super long intros to get through.
The Binding of Isaac is about a boy running from his mom because god told her “Yo kill your son for me.” And he kills shit with his tears.
#Games
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gemiblu:
timeywimeyblogging:
If this actually came out I wouldn’t actually be able to ask the cashier for it. Just incoherently scream nonsense about assassinating Ganon. XD
kfdjslfjadslkfjklsadjf OH MY GOD!!!!
#Legend of Zelda
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pap-owo:
At the Homestuck gathering, and this Dave cosplayer MOTHERFUCKING PROPOSED to the Jade cosplayer.
<33
YESSSS. MY OTP FOR DAVE. AND JADE.
It’s 100% real, according to Dave,
AND THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED.
WOOOO
#Beautiful #Homestuck #Cosplay
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